SUNDAYS I LIE IN

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BEING A STAND UP COMEDIAN I AM UP AT TILL LATE ON SATURDAYS SO SUNDAYS I LIE IN, WELL ONE WOULD HOPE BUT THERE IS ALWAYS ESPECIALLY IN THE SUMMER SOMEONE OUT WITH A LAWN MOWER.

DON’T GET ME WRONG I LOVE A GARDEN, IN FACT I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE ONE MYSELF, BUT I DOUBT I’LL FIT CHELSEA FLOWER SHOW IN MY HOUSE, AND 6AM IS A LITTLE STEEP BUT I DON’T LIKE TO MOAN SO I PUT UP WITH IT.

HAVING A BALCONY IS GREAT BUT NOT WHEN YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR FEET UP ON A SUN LOUNGER AS ONE DOESN’T FIT ON MINE.

I LIVE DOWN STEVENAGE ROAD IN HAMMERSMITH AND WHERE I TEND TO WRITE MY JOKES. WITH FULHAM PALACE ROAD NEAR IT HAS CHANGED SINCE I WAS A KID BUT NOW WITH THE TRENDY RESTAURANTS WEST LONDON  IS THE BIZ.

BEING FUNNY IS HARD ESPECIALLY WHEN SOMEONE RECOGNISES ME ASKING FOR ANOTHER JOKE, GOSH  I FEEL SUCH PRESSURE BECAUSE THEY WANT ME TO BE FUNNY, BUT IN REALITY I GET TONGUE TIED WHICH IN TURN MAKES ME WANT TO HIDE.

I DO LOVE MY JOB MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH BUT NOT WHEN I AM AT THE GYM HALF NAKED AND PEOPLE NOT EVEN CARING THAT THEY ARE IN THE NUDE.

I WISH I COULD BE FUNNY ALL OF THE TIME, BUT THAT’S JUST IN POSSIBLE AS WRITING A SCRIPT TAKES SUCH TIME AND BY THE END OF THE NIGHT I AM SWEATING JUMPING ON THE STAGE SHOUTING ABOUT BEING A WOMAN.

I LOVE HAVING BOOBS AND VAGINA BUT SOMETIMES WITH PMT I FEEL LIKE A DISASTER AND WHEN IT COMES TO A SUNDAY I JUST WANT TO BE IN MY PJAMAS, NOT BEING FUNNY NO LAWN MOWERS GOING JUST SOME PEACE AND A LITTLE BIT OF QUIET!

 

 

 

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Life Coach, Blog Writer, Author, Content Creator and a Mother. My aim is to help people with parenting, building success, health and wellbeing and creating a network and community through my blogs, books and video content.

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