I’M UP TOWN DOING A GIG, DOING A GAG ABOUT MY PHONE, WITH MANY MANY GAGS I LIKE TO TELL, GIVING MY COMEDY A BIT OF A WHIRL.
IT IS FUN MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH AND YES I WAS BORN A LITTLE DAFT, HAVING TWO LEFT FEET, OH THE PEOPLE I GET TO MEET, ITS SO WONDERFUL SEEING PEOPLE CRY WITH LAUGHTER, I LOVE SEEING PEOPLES FACES LIGHT UP.
FIRST GAG I TOLD WAS OF AN OLD LADY AND SHE LIVED IN MY ESTATE
SHE NEVER HAD KIDS, BUT SHE ALWAYS GAVE ME A GIFT, FROM WHEN SHE WON THE RAFFLE WHEN THE ESTATE WOULD HOLD A FETE.
SHE WORE A LOVELY BLUE HAT AND WAS ALWAYS LOOKING SMART AND SHE REMINDED ME OF MAJESTY THE QUEEN WITH HER RADIANT SMILE.
SHE WAS A WONDERFUL GORGEOUS WOMEN NOT A HAIR WAS LOSE AND WOMAN TO HAVE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD!
