I HAVE A COUPLE OF FRIENDS CALLED WHO ARE VERY FUCKING FUNNY
THEY CAN TELL A JOKE OUT OF A BLINK OF AN EYE THAT BY THE END OF THE EVENING I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES AND SPIT MY CAPTAIN MORGANS AND COKE EVERYWHERE
AND I NEARLY FELL ARSE OVER TIT OFF MY CHAIR
NOW THEY ARE TOP NOTCH GIRLS AND I LOVE THEM TO BITS, BECAUSE THEY TELL IT LIKE IT IS
WITH PLENTY OF TRUTH AND I HAVE THE PROOF, DUE TO LAUGHING OUT LOUD AND VERY EXTREMELY PROUD TO CALL THEM A FRIEND AND LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE GOOD IN MY LIFE THEY WILL ALWAYS BE THERE MAKING ME SHOUT MY FRIENDSHIP OUT LOUD
SO HERE’S TO FRIENDSHIP AND WE NEVER STOP LAUGHING SO GIVE US A BEER SO WE CAN HAVE A GOOD OLD FASHIONED CHEER!
