So I met a guy who said he has large feet for a reason, and I was like what… show me
He did and what can one say I bet you were shy in the shower as not being funny but everyone would like a large one
He was feeding me line after line and I was like really come on son don’t be silly you have seen me here before because I live he basically its my local pub
I was told I have lovely eyes and I was like on your bike as I am long sighted for a reason
I do wear glasses talk about pointing out the obvious and yes they were from Specsavers
Should I become gay? well why not I can see why when one is an air hole for a reason
