I love living the high life as a stand up comedian
Getting cabs everywhere is my kind a life
Will I ever make it as someones wife
Mother keeps setting me up on blind dates
Celia Black she is not more like Dame Edna Everage
Of course I went out with a complete berk
My mum’s taste in men are completely different to mine
I wish she forget the blind dates
Let’s enjoy being a spinster instead
I am sure Mr Right will come along
I just love my own company and my pet dog
What more could a woman want
I am sure I will find a man it just I need to take my time and have patience instead!