As a single woman I was often called a Lesbian
That was because the men that often chatted me up I was not quite into them
I support the gay community in every single way and have many friends who are very proudly gay
However I do like men but I am not going out with just anyone
It has to be someone I fancy and we share a lot in common
Now if you buy me pint I may become your friend, but don’t push your luck as this drives me up the bend
Pinching my bottom isn’t the way to go and yes if I do suddenly have a boyfriend I would like them to honour my respect and go slow
Don’t snap your fingers and think that will get me to turn and I will snab my cigarette and give you burn
So ask me nicely if you want a date and please when I do I hope I haven’t attempted fate!
