Looking forward to a pint again

I am not the sort of woman that asks for a half because to me that seems a little bit daft For the price of a half it is cheaper as it works out to pay for a pint As it lasts a lot longer and it has more height When I was a kidContinue reading “Looking forward to a pint again”

Working the pubs and clubs

So soon I will be back to normal and be able to work the pubs and clubs again Stand up comedy isn’t easy but once you get that first laugh you know you are on a roll and so I have my gear ready to take to the town with my money ready to payContinue reading “Working the pubs and clubs”

Locked in and going insane

It so good to get out and about now, with being locked in some how I was doing lockdown as much as I could but was driving me in sane and I lost my key My mother ringing me 10 times a day, when I was fine the last call you made to me wasContinue reading “Locked in and going insane”

Blind Dates

I love living the high life as a stand up comedian Getting cabs everywhere is my kind a life Will I ever make it as someones wife Mother keeps setting me up on blind dates Celia Black she is not more like Dame Edna Everage Of course I went out with a complete berk MyContinue reading “Blind Dates”

Introducing my mother

It is Friday a day that I gig and now I am sitting in my bathroom with new blonde wig I love being different personalities and doing impressions of the queen and the royals And now I will soon be able to do a show again I am taking no prisoners with me and willContinue reading “Introducing my mother”

Footloose and Fancy Free

The lockdown is finally concluded and I am so glad I was never deluded by the virus but kept my distance for a good reason, so no germs could spread but I still entertained my audience I will soon be able to do stand up the easiest way on stage prancing about letting my feelingsContinue reading “Footloose and Fancy Free”

Looking for my king

As a kid I sold good luck charms and fell in the love with the wrong set of arms I learned my lesson as a teenager and now looking for a man who can whisk me away forever I don’t do toy boys, I like the older guy so get lost youngster you saucy youngContinue reading “Looking for my king”

Just that Kind of Girl

There is nothing more I would like than to have plate of chips and curry sauce I am just that kind of a girl, so please don’t put me on pause We are still in lockdown and all I want to do is watch TV And that is me in a nutshell when I wantContinue reading “Just that Kind of Girl”

Comedy store

You can not beat the Comedy store, which is near Leicester Square and is a whole lot more I made my debut about 2 years ago and now regularly to do my weekly show Telling gags out of my ears that by the time I have finished you have forgotten all your fears I amContinue reading “Comedy store”

Humour During Lockdown

  So far it has been boring being in lockdown especially with my cat and dog snoring I have been out into town but as there is hardly anyone out I feel like billy no mates with no where to go I do get regular fans stopping me in the street and I am flatteredContinue reading “Humour During Lockdown”