Divaship

Someone said to me a long time ago that I needed to earn my Divaship to be a Diva And my reply was do I look full of it? At the end of the day I believe that I am human being and not someone who has a whole new other meaning The thing isContinue reading “Divaship”

Becoming a stand up comedian

Becoming a stand up comedian wasn’t easy, it takes a lot of time and energy Yet I knew I had it in me, telling gag after gag, making people laugh is the best medicine in the world Of course these days you have to be careful not to offend anybody, but at the same timeContinue reading “Becoming a stand up comedian”

I can take joke can you?

Tonight I am in lockdown, and want to frown as there is so many jokes I would like to tell There is one about a clown who name was Fred, and everyone was scared of No idea why, as he looked alright with his make up on As soon he took off his clown costumeContinue reading “I can take joke can you?”

My First Date

So tonight I am going on my first date in a whilst and haven’t told anyone as of yet, but when they do they’ll be surprised I met him in Oxford street where it is always busy and endless stores for that retail therapy He was getting his usual morning Coffee, where as I wasContinue reading “My First Date”

Family holidays

I am a girl who loves to shop, even though at the moment it is rather difficult With so much to choose from on each retail site no wonder I am so indecisive and I am like a shopping parasite When I was a kid we used to shop in C and A, which closedContinue reading “Family holidays”

Gagging for a gig

What do you do when there is no where to go especially when being a stand up comedian I love to visit places in London like Kew Gardens, sitting by the river with a cuppa Not able to do this at the moment, due to Lockdown, but I can still have cuppa and write myContinue reading “Gagging for a gig”

Mrs Delirious

Being on my todd today I felt like it should be PJ day and sort out some washing and ironing, when I realised I  had marmalade down my top from last weeks breakfast One of my girlfriends telephones asking would I like to come over, now I didn’t want to be rude, but what aContinue reading “Mrs Delirious”

Misery guts and the hostess

I met a boy who lived in a land of misery to the point he met a girl who was a air hostess and so always rather busy. They met on the plane, well she spilt drink all over him at which he yelled “Did you have to be so bloody clumsy” and she repliedContinue reading “Misery guts and the hostess”

Skirty Knickers Mavis

So I got talking to this girl I won’t name names, but she was a bit of a hay-ho if you get my meaning, and she looked like sometimes when she got angry that she was teething, she would take of her clothes give herself a poke and start smoking Of course this was toContinue reading “Skirty Knickers Mavis”