When someone tells you your ugly

So a guy came up to me once and said “Boy your ugly” at which I replied “so are you, because least my face doesn’t look like it’s been put on back to front, didn’t you know mirrors existed until now?” This guy looked like Fagins younger brother and did pick pocket occasionally too, andContinue reading “When someone tells you your ugly”

Living for my humour

Earning a living where I make people laugh, is such comfort as I sit here thinking whilst taking a bath, Yes the first time doing stand up I was nervous and was worried about getting heckled by the audience. Being a newbie is always strange but when I hear the laughter I become insane. AsContinue reading “Living for my humour”

Think of the days where I can take it slow

Just because I am a stand up comedian doesn’t mean I am up all night partying, In fact when I am not at a gig, I tend to go bed early with a cup of tea or a horlicks, watching a chick flick Yes I will sometimes have a G and T, and if youContinue reading “Think of the days where I can take it slow”

So lets get glam and put our glad rags on

There is never a day where I don’t feel like I want to be funny Being a comedian it comes with the territory With smiles and cheers is joy to my ears and one that will play out for years and years I want to do this until I can no longer speak and haveContinue reading “So lets get glam and put our glad rags on”

So thrilled to be travelling the comedy circuit once again

I am so thrilled to be travelling the comedy circuit once again, Stand up comedy has always been my very welcomed friend, I am already creating routines that some people may find amusing and laugh until the very end Now I have to search through my wardrobe to put outfits together and trying to doContinue reading “So thrilled to be travelling the comedy circuit once again”

Happy Summer Days

I love having fun especially with the sun, and exploring my home in London Town. Now the pubs are open I ready to dine out and meet with my friends and fans and have a great day out. There is so much on offer its sometimes hard to know where to start,  and now withContinue reading “Happy Summer Days”

It’s time to have fun again

Here we are in the middle of July having some time playing outside It is so nice to catch up with friends, and not in lockdown going round the bend I love to sit outside with a beer, and make people laugh and not have them sneer All I want is to have a goodContinue reading “It’s time to have fun again”

Bring on the champers and the cheers

Hooray the pubs are open and time to create a display, with my humour and jokes no one will ever go away It feels funny after a long lockdown, but now the gigs are back on its time to get out there and tour around the town To me London will never be London ifContinue reading “Bring on the champers and the cheers”

I Support the Gay Community in every single way

As a single woman I was often called a Lesbian That was because the men that often chatted me up I was not quite into them I support the gay community in every single way and have many friends who are very proudly gay However I do like men but I am not going outContinue reading “I Support the Gay Community in every single way”

Looking forward to a pint again

I am not the sort of woman that asks for a half because to me that seems a little bit daft For the price of a half it is cheaper as it works out to pay for a pint As it lasts a lot longer and it has more height When I was a kidContinue reading “Looking forward to a pint again”