When someone tells you your ugly

So a guy came up to me once and said “Boy your ugly” at which I replied “so are you, because least my face doesn’t look like it’s been put on back to front, didn’t you know mirrors existed until now?” This guy looked like Fagins younger brother and did pick pocket occasionally too, andContinue reading “When someone tells you your ugly”

Think of the days where I can take it slow

Just because I am a stand up comedian doesn’t mean I am up all night partying, In fact when I am not at a gig, I tend to go bed early with a cup of tea or a horlicks, watching a chick flick Yes I will sometimes have a G and T, and if youContinue reading “Think of the days where I can take it slow”

So thrilled to be travelling the comedy circuit once again

I am so thrilled to be travelling the comedy circuit once again, Stand up comedy has always been my very welcomed friend, I am already creating routines that some people may find amusing and laugh until the very end Now I have to search through my wardrobe to put outfits together and trying to doContinue reading “So thrilled to be travelling the comedy circuit once again”

I Support the Gay Community in every single way

As a single woman I was often called a Lesbian That was because the men that often chatted me up I was not quite into them I support the gay community in every single way and have many friends who are very proudly gay However I do like men but I am not going outContinue reading “I Support the Gay Community in every single way”

Locked in and going insane

It so good to get out and about now, with being locked in some how I was doing lockdown as much as I could but was driving me in sane and I lost my key My mother ringing me 10 times a day, when I was fine the last call you made to me wasContinue reading “Locked in and going insane”

Footloose and Fancy Free

The lockdown is finally concluded and I am so glad I was never deluded by the virus but kept my distance for a good reason, so no germs could spread but I still entertained my audience I will soon be able to do stand up the easiest way on stage prancing about letting my feelingsContinue reading “Footloose and Fancy Free”

Comedy store

You can not beat the Comedy store, which is near Leicester Square and is a whole lot more I made my debut about 2 years ago and now regularly to do my weekly show Telling gags out of my ears that by the time I have finished you have forgotten all your fears I amContinue reading “Comedy store”

Gagging for a gig

What do you do when there is no where to go especially when being a stand up comedian I love to visit places in London like Kew Gardens, sitting by the river with a cuppa Not able to do this at the moment, due to Lockdown, but I can still have cuppa and write myContinue reading “Gagging for a gig”

Skirty Knickers Mavis

So I got talking to this girl I won’t name names, but she was a bit of a hay-ho if you get my meaning, and she looked like sometimes when she got angry that she was teething, she would take of her clothes give herself a poke and start smoking Of course this was toContinue reading “Skirty Knickers Mavis”

Forever growing old

With the way of the world we are forever growing old with the people that we meet its not a terrible feat Being a West London Girl I like to be in the know, doing stand up comedy and always on the go Stand up isn’t easy but I never feel queasy, and as soonContinue reading “Forever growing old”