When someone tells you your ugly

So a guy came up to me once and said “Boy your ugly” at which I replied “so are you, because least my face doesn’t look like it’s been put on back to front, didn’t you know mirrors existed until now?” This guy looked like Fagins younger brother and did pick pocket occasionally too, andContinue reading “When someone tells you your ugly”

The Rat Pack and their legacy

Listening to Frank Sinatra, has really been my sauce of Karma, because it makes me dance in my kitchen whilst preparing my breakfast, You can’t beat a bit of swing, it’s just my thing, and my dream one day is to sing with a full brass band Being a Comedian you always have ambition, andContinue reading “The Rat Pack and their legacy”

Living for my humour

Earning a living where I make people laugh, is such comfort as I sit here thinking whilst taking a bath, Yes the first time doing stand up I was nervous and was worried about getting heckled by the audience. Being a newbie is always strange but when I hear the laughter I become insane. AsContinue reading “Living for my humour”

Think of the days where I can take it slow

Just because I am a stand up comedian doesn’t mean I am up all night partying, In fact when I am not at a gig, I tend to go bed early with a cup of tea or a horlicks, watching a chick flick Yes I will sometimes have a G and T, and if youContinue reading “Think of the days where I can take it slow”

Happy Summer Days

I love having fun especially with the sun, and exploring my home in London Town. Now the pubs are open I ready to dine out and meet with my friends and fans and have a great day out. There is so much on offer its sometimes hard to know where to start,  and now withContinue reading “Happy Summer Days”

It’s time to have fun again

Here we are in the middle of July having some time playing outside It is so nice to catch up with friends, and not in lockdown going round the bend I love to sit outside with a beer, and make people laugh and not have them sneer All I want is to have a goodContinue reading “It’s time to have fun again”

Bring on the champers and the cheers

Hooray the pubs are open and time to create a display, with my humour and jokes no one will ever go away It feels funny after a long lockdown, but now the gigs are back on its time to get out there and tour around the town To me London will never be London ifContinue reading “Bring on the champers and the cheers”

I Support the Gay Community in every single way

As a single woman I was often called a Lesbian That was because the men that often chatted me up I was not quite into them I support the gay community in every single way and have many friends who are very proudly gay However I do like men but I am not going outContinue reading “I Support the Gay Community in every single way”

Looking forward to a pint again

I am not the sort of woman that asks for a half because to me that seems a little bit daft For the price of a half it is cheaper as it works out to pay for a pint As it lasts a lot longer and it has more height When I was a kidContinue reading “Looking forward to a pint again”

Working the pubs and clubs

So soon I will be back to normal and be able to work the pubs and clubs again Stand up comedy isn’t easy but once you get that first laugh you know you are on a roll and so I have my gear ready to take to the town with my money ready to payContinue reading “Working the pubs and clubs”