So a guy came up to me once and said “Boy your ugly” at which I replied “so are you, because least my face doesn’t look like it’s been put on back to front, didn’t you know mirrors existed until now?” This guy looked like Fagins younger brother and did pick pocket occasionally too, andContinue reading “When someone tells you your ugly”
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Living for my humour
Earning a living where I make people laugh, is such comfort as I sit here thinking whilst taking a bath, Yes the first time doing stand up I was nervous and was worried about getting heckled by the audience. Being a newbie is always strange but when I hear the laughter I become insane. AsContinue reading “Living for my humour”
Think of the days where I can take it slow
Just because I am a stand up comedian doesn’t mean I am up all night partying, In fact when I am not at a gig, I tend to go bed early with a cup of tea or a horlicks, watching a chick flick Yes I will sometimes have a G and T, and if youContinue reading “Think of the days where I can take it slow”
So lets get glam and put our glad rags on
There is never a day where I don’t feel like I want to be funny Being a comedian it comes with the territory With smiles and cheers is joy to my ears and one that will play out for years and years I want to do this until I can no longer speak and haveContinue reading “So lets get glam and put our glad rags on”
So thrilled to be travelling the comedy circuit once again
I am so thrilled to be travelling the comedy circuit once again, Stand up comedy has always been my very welcomed friend, I am already creating routines that some people may find amusing and laugh until the very end Now I have to search through my wardrobe to put outfits together and trying to doContinue reading “So thrilled to be travelling the comedy circuit once again”
Bring on the champers and the cheers
Hooray the pubs are open and time to create a display, with my humour and jokes no one will ever go away It feels funny after a long lockdown, but now the gigs are back on its time to get out there and tour around the town To me London will never be London ifContinue reading “Bring on the champers and the cheers”
Working the pubs and clubs
So soon I will be back to normal and be able to work the pubs and clubs again Stand up comedy isn’t easy but once you get that first laugh you know you are on a roll and so I have my gear ready to take to the town with my money ready to payContinue reading “Working the pubs and clubs”
Becoming a stand up comedian
Becoming a stand up comedian wasn’t easy, it takes a lot of time and energy Yet I knew I had it in me, telling gag after gag, making people laugh is the best medicine in the world Of course these days you have to be careful not to offend anybody, but at the same timeContinue reading “Becoming a stand up comedian”
I can take joke can you?
Tonight I am in lockdown, and want to frown as there is so many jokes I would like to tell There is one about a clown who name was Fred, and everyone was scared of No idea why, as he looked alright with his make up on As soon he took off his clown costumeContinue reading “I can take joke can you?”
My First Date
So tonight I am going on my first date in a whilst and haven’t told anyone as of yet, but when they do they’ll be surprised I met him in Oxford street where it is always busy and endless stores for that retail therapy He was getting his usual morning Coffee, where as I wasContinue reading “My First Date”
