Happy Summer Days

I love having fun especially with the sun, and exploring my home in London Town. Now the pubs are open I ready to dine out and meet with my friends and fans and have a great day out. There is so much on offer its sometimes hard to know where to start,  and now withContinue reading “Happy Summer Days”

Bring on the champers and the cheers

Hooray the pubs are open and time to create a display, with my humour and jokes no one will ever go away It feels funny after a long lockdown, but now the gigs are back on its time to get out there and tour around the town To me London will never be London ifContinue reading “Bring on the champers and the cheers”

I Support the Gay Community in every single way

As a single woman I was often called a Lesbian That was because the men that often chatted me up I was not quite into them I support the gay community in every single way and have many friends who are very proudly gay However I do like men but I am not going outContinue reading “I Support the Gay Community in every single way”

Looking forward to a pint again

I am not the sort of woman that asks for a half because to me that seems a little bit daft For the price of a half it is cheaper as it works out to pay for a pint As it lasts a lot longer and it has more height When I was a kidContinue reading “Looking forward to a pint again”

Working the pubs and clubs

So soon I will be back to normal and be able to work the pubs and clubs again Stand up comedy isn’t easy but once you get that first laugh you know you are on a roll and so I have my gear ready to take to the town with my money ready to payContinue reading “Working the pubs and clubs”

Locked in and going insane

It so good to get out and about now, with being locked in some how I was doing lockdown as much as I could but was driving me in sane and I lost my key My mother ringing me 10 times a day, when I was fine the last call you made to me wasContinue reading “Locked in and going insane”

Blind Dates

I love living the high life as a stand up comedian Getting cabs everywhere is my kind a life Will I ever make it as someones wife Mother keeps setting me up on blind dates Celia Black she is not more like Dame Edna Everage Of course I went out with a complete berk MyContinue reading “Blind Dates”

Footloose and Fancy Free

The lockdown is finally concluded and I am so glad I was never deluded by the virus but kept my distance for a good reason, so no germs could spread but I still entertained my audience I will soon be able to do stand up the easiest way on stage prancing about letting my feelingsContinue reading “Footloose and Fancy Free”

Looking for my king

As a kid I sold good luck charms and fell in the love with the wrong set of arms I learned my lesson as a teenager and now looking for a man who can whisk me away forever I don’t do toy boys, I like the older guy so get lost youngster you saucy youngContinue reading “Looking for my king”

Just that Kind of Girl

There is nothing more I would like than to have plate of chips and curry sauce I am just that kind of a girl, so please don’t put me on pause We are still in lockdown and all I want to do is watch TV And that is me in a nutshell when I wantContinue reading “Just that Kind of Girl”