Working the pubs and clubs

So soon I will be back to normal and be able to work the pubs and clubs again Stand up comedy isn’t easy but once you get that first laugh you know you are on a roll and so I have my gear ready to take to the town with my money ready to payContinue reading “Working the pubs and clubs”

Divaship

Someone said to me a long time ago that I needed to earn my Divaship to be a Diva And my reply was do I look full of it? At the end of the day I believe that I am human being and not someone who has a whole new other meaning The thing isContinue reading “Divaship”

Becoming a stand up comedian

Becoming a stand up comedian wasn’t easy, it takes a lot of time and energy Yet I knew I had it in me, telling gag after gag, making people laugh is the best medicine in the world Of course these days you have to be careful not to offend anybody, but at the same timeContinue reading “Becoming a stand up comedian”

I can take joke can you?

Tonight I am in lockdown, and want to frown as there is so many jokes I would like to tell There is one about a clown who name was Fred, and everyone was scared of No idea why, as he looked alright with his make up on As soon he took off his clown costumeContinue reading “I can take joke can you?”

My First Date

So tonight I am going on my first date in a whilst and haven’t told anyone as of yet, but when they do they’ll be surprised I met him in Oxford street where it is always busy and endless stores for that retail therapy He was getting his usual morning Coffee, where as I wasContinue reading “My First Date”

Gagging for a gig

What do you do when there is no where to go especially when being a stand up comedian I love to visit places in London like Kew Gardens, sitting by the river with a cuppa Not able to do this at the moment, due to Lockdown, but I can still have cuppa and write myContinue reading “Gagging for a gig”

Misery guts and the hostess

I met a boy who lived in a land of misery to the point he met a girl who was a air hostess and so always rather busy. They met on the plane, well she spilt drink all over him at which he yelled “Did you have to be so bloody clumsy” and she repliedContinue reading “Misery guts and the hostess”

Egg on head

So I was at London Zoo when a couple approached me and said, are you that stand up comedian? I replied yes warts and all yes that’s me, and they showed me a picture of myself, not the most flattering of photos and I asked have I got egg on my head? at which theyContinue reading “Egg on head”

Shoe Size

So I met a guy who said he has large feet for a reason, and I was like what… show me He did and what can one say I bet you were shy in the shower as not being funny but everyone would like a large one He was feeding me line after line andContinue reading “Shoe Size”

Forever growing old

With the way of the world we are forever growing old with the people that we meet its not a terrible feat Being a West London Girl I like to be in the know, doing stand up comedy and always on the go Stand up isn’t easy but I never feel queasy, and as soonContinue reading “Forever growing old”