Looking forward to a pint again

I am not the sort of woman that asks for a half because to me that seems a little bit daft For the price of a half it is cheaper as it works out to pay for a pint As it lasts a lot longer and it has more height When I was a kidContinue reading “Looking forward to a pint again”

Working the pubs and clubs

So soon I will be back to normal and be able to work the pubs and clubs again Stand up comedy isn’t easy but once you get that first laugh you know you are on a roll and so I have my gear ready to take to the town with my money ready to payContinue reading “Working the pubs and clubs”

Locked in and going insane

It so good to get out and about now, with being locked in some how I was doing lockdown as much as I could but was driving me in sane and I lost my key My mother ringing me 10 times a day, when I was fine the last call you made to me wasContinue reading “Locked in and going insane”

Blind Dates

I love living the high life as a stand up comedian Getting cabs everywhere is my kind a life Will I ever make it as someones wife Mother keeps setting me up on blind dates Celia Black she is not more like Dame Edna Everage Of course I went out with a complete berk MyContinue reading “Blind Dates”

Footloose and Fancy Free

The lockdown is finally concluded and I am so glad I was never deluded by the virus but kept my distance for a good reason, so no germs could spread but I still entertained my audience I will soon be able to do stand up the easiest way on stage prancing about letting my feelingsContinue reading “Footloose and Fancy Free”

Humour During Lockdown

  So far it has been boring being in lockdown especially with my cat and dog snoring I have been out into town but as there is hardly anyone out I feel like billy no mates with no where to go I do get regular fans stopping me in the street and I am flatteredContinue reading “Humour During Lockdown”

Becoming a stand up comedian

Becoming a stand up comedian wasn’t easy, it takes a lot of time and energy Yet I knew I had it in me, telling gag after gag, making people laugh is the best medicine in the world Of course these days you have to be careful not to offend anybody, but at the same timeContinue reading “Becoming a stand up comedian”

Skirty Knickers Mavis

So I got talking to this girl I won’t name names, but she was a bit of a hay-ho if you get my meaning, and she looked like sometimes when she got angry that she was teething, she would take of her clothes give herself a poke and start smoking Of course this was toContinue reading “Skirty Knickers Mavis”

Forever growing old

With the way of the world we are forever growing old with the people that we meet its not a terrible feat Being a West London Girl I like to be in the know, doing stand up comedy and always on the go Stand up isn’t easy but I never feel queasy, and as soonContinue reading “Forever growing old”

The London Life

THE LONDON LIFE FULL WONDERFUL BRIGHT LIGHTS GLISTENING WITH GLEE AND NOTHING IS EVER FOR FREE HOWEVER VISITING A MUSEUM IT IS AND GOING TO THE HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT IS A DREAM MP’S DEBATING ON CURRENT AFFAIRS AND PEOPLE TAKING PHOTOS OF LONDON ATTRACTIONS EVERYWHERE FROM THE LONDON EYE TO ALEXANDRA PALACE, TO BIG BENContinue reading “The London Life”