So a guy came up to me once and said “Boy your ugly” at which I replied “so are you, because least my face doesn’t look like it’s been put on back to front, didn’t you know mirrors existed until now?” This guy looked like Fagins younger brother and did pick pocket occasionally too, andContinue reading “When someone tells you your ugly”
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The Rat Pack and their legacy
Listening to Frank Sinatra, has really been my sauce of Karma, because it makes me dance in my kitchen whilst preparing my breakfast, You can’t beat a bit of swing, it’s just my thing, and my dream one day is to sing with a full brass band Being a Comedian you always have ambition, andContinue reading “The Rat Pack and their legacy”
Living for my humour
Earning a living where I make people laugh, is such comfort as I sit here thinking whilst taking a bath, Yes the first time doing stand up I was nervous and was worried about getting heckled by the audience. Being a newbie is always strange but when I hear the laughter I become insane. AsContinue reading “Living for my humour”
Think of the days where I can take it slow
Just because I am a stand up comedian doesn’t mean I am up all night partying, In fact when I am not at a gig, I tend to go bed early with a cup of tea or a horlicks, watching a chick flick Yes I will sometimes have a G and T, and if youContinue reading “Think of the days where I can take it slow”
Working the pubs and clubs
So soon I will be back to normal and be able to work the pubs and clubs again Stand up comedy isn’t easy but once you get that first laugh you know you are on a roll and so I have my gear ready to take to the town with my money ready to payContinue reading “Working the pubs and clubs”
Blind Dates
I love living the high life as a stand up comedian Getting cabs everywhere is my kind a life Will I ever make it as someones wife Mother keeps setting me up on blind dates Celia Black she is not more like Dame Edna Everage Of course I went out with a complete berk MyContinue reading “Blind Dates”
Comedy store
You can not beat the Comedy store, which is near Leicester Square and is a whole lot more I made my debut about 2 years ago and now regularly to do my weekly show Telling gags out of my ears that by the time I have finished you have forgotten all your fears I amContinue reading “Comedy store”
Humour During Lockdown
So far it has been boring being in lockdown especially with my cat and dog snoring I have been out into town but as there is hardly anyone out I feel like billy no mates with no where to go I do get regular fans stopping me in the street and I am flatteredContinue reading “Humour During Lockdown”
Divaship
Someone said to me a long time ago that I needed to earn my Divaship to be a Diva And my reply was do I look full of it? At the end of the day I believe that I am human being and not someone who has a whole new other meaning The thing isContinue reading “Divaship”
Becoming a stand up comedian
Becoming a stand up comedian wasn’t easy, it takes a lot of time and energy Yet I knew I had it in me, telling gag after gag, making people laugh is the best medicine in the world Of course these days you have to be careful not to offend anybody, but at the same timeContinue reading “Becoming a stand up comedian”
