So soon I will be back to normal and be able to work the pubs and clubs again Stand up comedy isn’t easy but once you get that first laugh you know you are on a roll and so I have my gear ready to take to the town with my money ready to payContinue reading “Working the pubs and clubs”
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Blind Dates
I love living the high life as a stand up comedian Getting cabs everywhere is my kind a life Will I ever make it as someones wife Mother keeps setting me up on blind dates Celia Black she is not more like Dame Edna Everage Of course I went out with a complete berk MyContinue reading “Blind Dates”
Comedy store
You can not beat the Comedy store, which is near Leicester Square and is a whole lot more I made my debut about 2 years ago and now regularly to do my weekly show Telling gags out of my ears that by the time I have finished you have forgotten all your fears I amContinue reading “Comedy store”
Humour During Lockdown
So far it has been boring being in lockdown especially with my cat and dog snoring I have been out into town but as there is hardly anyone out I feel like billy no mates with no where to go I do get regular fans stopping me in the street and I am flatteredContinue reading “Humour During Lockdown”
Divaship
Someone said to me a long time ago that I needed to earn my Divaship to be a Diva And my reply was do I look full of it? At the end of the day I believe that I am human being and not someone who has a whole new other meaning The thing isContinue reading “Divaship”
Becoming a stand up comedian
Becoming a stand up comedian wasn’t easy, it takes a lot of time and energy Yet I knew I had it in me, telling gag after gag, making people laugh is the best medicine in the world Of course these days you have to be careful not to offend anybody, but at the same timeContinue reading “Becoming a stand up comedian”
My First Date
So tonight I am going on my first date in a whilst and haven’t told anyone as of yet, but when they do they’ll be surprised I met him in Oxford street where it is always busy and endless stores for that retail therapy He was getting his usual morning Coffee, where as I wasContinue reading “My First Date”
Gagging for a gig
What do you do when there is no where to go especially when being a stand up comedian I love to visit places in London like Kew Gardens, sitting by the river with a cuppa Not able to do this at the moment, due to Lockdown, but I can still have cuppa and write myContinue reading “Gagging for a gig”
Egg on head
So I was at London Zoo when a couple approached me and said, are you that stand up comedian? I replied yes warts and all yes that’s me, and they showed me a picture of myself, not the most flattering of photos and I asked have I got egg on my head? at which theyContinue reading “Egg on head”
Shoe Size
So I met a guy who said he has large feet for a reason, and I was like what… show me He did and what can one say I bet you were shy in the shower as not being funny but everyone would like a large one He was feeding me line after line andContinue reading “Shoe Size”
